I’d probably instinctively turn around and say get off me … but my husband is an asshole. Soon to me ex

This is the most surprise thing it cost more than anything. I haven’t got this surprise since a long time. Missing it so much!!!!

Just don’t be too sneaky or you’ll get slapped lmfao!!!!

And then she says “ooohhh, you’re squeezing me too tight…ouch!!”….and ruins the moment…

Surprise him and wrap your hands around his throat tight, like you never want to let go.

Just fart on her and she’ll fart back on you. #RelationshipGoals

Yes need to keep her tight , it is hard to find good one too . Hehehehe

Miss those kinds of hugs from him..
When he was around he was always behind me hugging me. ??

Yeah, also if you’d like for shits and giggles tell her you have a gun and to not resist as well

These are one of the best hugs! I miss them…?

So many guys dont know this is basically what they should do when a girl is upset. Or a hug. Or hold her hand. So simple yet they dont know or refuse to do so. Go figure.

Unless you are her ex…that would warrant a restraining oder! ?

And just make her feel wanted and appreciated. It’s the Little things that count

That’s shouldn’t be a surprise that’s compulsory action ,when loving some1

My Kenny would do this! It felt so good. Now 4 weeks after his death I close my eyes to feel his arms around me. I miss him so!?

Here’s a concept that could be the beginning of the saving of many marriages.

That is the best feeling i guy can do to a girl he cares about ! You had me and i fell in love with you that day! And it hasn’t changed since!!!!

Guys like that too..it’s not always about what the women want. Gotta keep him happy and make him feel loved too, so many posts about what women want/need. Men are people with feelings too! That’s how you keep your man happy ??

I remember i always used to sneak up on her and just hold her from behind. It was always her initial shock and small breath she tool before realizing it was me. I miss her so much