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Funny Quotes To Make you Laugh Hard| Funny motivational quotes

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  • Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!
  • Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
  • A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
  • If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
  • Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
  • In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count; it’s the life in your years.
  • Here is how you know if your mission on Earth is finished: If you’re alive. it isn’t.
  • The most important thing is never to stop questioning.
  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
  • Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
  • Never think about the mistakes you’ve made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
  • “To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.” —Michael Jordan
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Funny inspirational quotes

Funny inspirational quotes

  • When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
  • If you cannot repair the brakes on your car, make your horn louder.
  • Where there’s a will, there’s a way; and where there’s a way, there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.
  • Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
  • Look up for inspiration, look down for concentration, but don’t look side to side for information.
  • Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
  • Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.
  • Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
  • Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.
  • People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.
  • Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce back.
  • Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.
  • Always remember that you are unique . . . just like everybody else.
  • Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
  • “Try not to become a man of success, but a man of value.” —Albert Einstein
  • To find what you seek in life, leave no rock unturned.
    Every artist was first an amateur.
  • The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher the inspiration his life will be.
  • Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.
  • No great man ever complains of want of opportunities.
    Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
  • “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” —Wayne Gretzky
  • If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
  • Without inspiration, the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.
  • Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.
  • Man’s best successes come after the disappointments.
    Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot. Make it hot by striking.
  • Fortune favors the brave.

Famous funny quotes

Famous funny quotes

  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  • A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
  • Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
  • Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
  • The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
  • There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
  • The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
  • I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.
  • There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!’

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