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Sometimes in life, you simply need some humor to cheer you up. When the going gets tough and stress abounds, a little dose of humor can work true miracles. In fact, laughter and humor can be quite beneficial for your overall health. There’s a good reason why so many – often humorously – point out that “laughter is the best medicine.” While laughter may not be able to cure diseases, it has been shown numerous times that it can beneficially affect your mental and physical health. Laughter is said to improve your emotional health, helps you to bond more easily with others, lowers your anxiety and stress levels, and can even strengthen your immune system. What is even better is that laughter comes without side effects and expensive medical bills. To celebrate the joy of good laughter, we’ve created the following collection of absolutely funny quotes and sayings.

Let’s face it, with a good dose of humor, everything in life looks a lot brighter. What is even more amazing about humor is that it can magically transform your own mood – or that of others – almost instantly.

“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.”
Bob Monkhouse

Humor is not only an excellent icebreaker but it also helps you to break the tension in heated situations. At the same time, humor can brighten your life and helps you to reduce stress.

Aside from the many health benefits humor provides, it can also powerfully influence how other people perceive you. In fact, human resource managers believe that an employee with a good sense of humor can more easily diffuse stressful situations. For this reason, showing a certain sense of humor during a job interview may help you to (slightly) increase your chances of getting the job.

85 Brilliantly Funny Quotes and Sayings

What is so beautiful about funny quotes and sayings is that they never fail to provide you something to laugh about. In fact, these quotes contain some of the funniest statements ever made. Whenever you need something to cheer you up, these humorous quotes are almost guaranteed to do the job.

Here is our collection of truly funny quotes and sayings

1.

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
Robert Benchley

2.

“If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
Steven Wright

3.

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
Douglas Adams

4.

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
Kurt Vonnegut

5.

“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to hear ’27 months.’ ‘He’s two’ will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.”
George Carlin

6.

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a […] god.”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo

7.

“I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.”
Gustave Flaubert

8.

“I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.”
Demetri Martin

9.

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
Mindy Kaling

10.

“The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.”
Bill Maher

11.

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
Groucho Marx

12.

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
Will Rogers

13.

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain

14.

“We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”
H.L. Mencken

15.

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tendernessIt means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
Henny Youngman

16.

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!”
Bill Watterson

17.

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
Winston S. Churchill

18.

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
Rodney Dangerfield

19.

“Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.”
Niels Bohr

20.

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
Colleen Hoover

21.

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
Lily Tomlin

22.

“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of […].”
John Green

23.

“Come on, Rory! It isn’t rocket science, it’s just quantum physics!”
Steven Moffat

24.

“No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it”
Fernando Pessoa

25.

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hubbard

26.

“I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!”
C. JoyBell C.

27.

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”
Jerry Seinfeld

28.

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
Marian Keyes

29.

“I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.”
Ray Bradbury

30.

“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”
Ellen DeGeneres

31.

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
Lawrence Ferlinghetti

32.

“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”
Dave Barry

33.

“Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.”
Rachel Vincent

34.

“People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it’s impossible to count them accurately.”
Oscar Wilde

35.

“I’ve had great success being a total idiot.”
Jerry Lewis

36.

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”
Woody Allen

37.

“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.”
Charles M. Schulz

38.

“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.”
Ellen DeGeneres

39.

“I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.”
Laurie Halse Anderson

40.

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.”
Bill Cosby

41.

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”
Mark Twain

42.

“All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
Blaise Pascal

43.

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”
Peter Ustinov

44.

“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
George Carlin

45.

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
Yogi Berra

46.

“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. „
Wendell Johnson

47.

“Short cuts make long delays.”
J.R.R. Tolkien

48.

“Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something. „
Gertrude Stein

49.

“Wow. What’d he do to deserve that? Rescue orphans from a burning building? If so, you might want to make sure he didn’t set the building on fire in the first place.”
Richelle Mead

50.

“What about a compromise – I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
Rick Riordan

51.

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
Will Rogers

52.

“Sometimes you know you’ve got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn’t so messed up, it wouldn’t be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn’t.”
Nick Hornby

53.

“I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.”
Ellen DeGeneres

54.

“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”
Douglas Adams

55.

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
George Carlin

56.

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
Charlaine Harris

57.

“How very wet this water is.”
L. Frank Baum

58.

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
Isaac Asimov

59.

“[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.”
William Shakespeare

60.

“Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when–”
Cassandra Clare

61.

“‘The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord.’ Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. ‘Well, of course, it is. It has to deal with the male one.’„
Terry Pratchett

62.

“Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more stupid than nature made them.”
Bertrand Russell

63.

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
Robert Orben

64.

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
Criss Jami

65.

“The funny thing about writing is that whether you’re doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That’s actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing.”
John Green

66.

“Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.”
D.J. MacHale

67.

“Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail…”
Sophie Kinsella

68.

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers.”
Rodney Dangerfield

69.

“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”
Oscar Wilde

70.

“Every day’s a negotiation and sometimes it’s done with guns.”
Joss Whedon

71.

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

72.

“Um… Mercer, haven’t seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, ‘Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I’ve longed–”
Rachel Hawkins

73.

“There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’.”
Joss Whedon

74.

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you needWell, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.?”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo

75.

“I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”
Terry Pratchett

76.

“Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.”
Laurell K. Hamilton

77.

“The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.”
Oscar Wilde

78.

“Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

79.

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
George Carlin

80.

“On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.”
Stephen Chbosky

81.

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
Dorothy Parker

82.

“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.”
Bill Hicks

83.

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
Rodney Dangerfield

84.

“This is a team of gay dudes, isn’t it?”
What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?”
Simone Elkeles

85.

“This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.”
Charles M. Schulz

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Addiction Quotes – Break Addiction Sayings and Quotes

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Get recover from Addiction with the power of words… check out our list of addiction recovery quotes that provide inspiration and insight into the world of addiction.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Carl Jung

What fascinates me about addiction and obsessive behavior is that people would choose an altered state of consciousness that’s toxic and ostensibly destroys most aspects of your normal life, because for a brief moment you feel okay.
Moby

Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
Mark Twain

Addiction begins with the hope that something “out there” can instantly fill up the emptiness inside.
Jean Kilbourne

Addiction is just a way of trying to get at something else. Something bigger. Call it transcendence if you want, but it’s like a rat in a maze. We all want the same thing. We all have this hole. The thing you want offers relief, but it’s a trap.
Tess Callahan

At first, addiction is maintained by pleasure, but the intensity of this pleasure gradually diminishes and the addiction is then maintained by the avoidance of pain.
Frank Tallis

At every stage, addiction is driven by one of the most powerful, mysterious, and vital forces of human existence. What drives addiction is longing — a longing not just of brain, belly, or loins but finally of the heart. Cornelius
Platinga

The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help, they have no hope.
Russell Brand

I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.
Edgar Allan Poe

You know you’re an alcoholic when you misplace things for like a decade.
Paul Williams

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random disaster, or some sudden disease, the addict has the comfort of knowing what will most likely wait for him down the road. He’s taken some control over his ultimate fate, and his addiction keeps the cause of death from being a total surprise.
Chuck Palahniuk

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
P.J. O’Rourke

The initial journey towards sobriety is a delicate balance between insight into one’s desire for escape and abstinence from one’s addiction.
Debra L. Kaplan

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Anonymous

What is addiction, really? It is a sign, a signal, a symptom of distress. It is a language that tells us about a plight that must be understood.
Alice Miller

Addiction doesn’t kill the addict. It kills the family, kids and people who tried to help!
Anonymous

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
Ann Landers

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
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48 truly unique Love Messages to send 2020

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There’s this sweet emotion deep within you that will keep you loving the person you value so much even after death.

2. “I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes…”

There’s a beauty in your partner’s eyes that you can only view.

3. “Favorite smile…”

Yes, honey. No matter how many smiles you see each day, the person you value most will always be your fave.

4. “Be loved in the right way…”

You have to show how much you value the person.

5. “My world flips when I see you…”

That’s how I beautifully feel whenever you look at the eyes of the person you love most.

6. “You live in my mind…”

You are valued not only in my heart but also in my mind.

7. “I miss you…”

It is indeed terrible to miss someone so you just wish to kiss him all day.

8. “You are my home…”

That feeling that you get when you are within your partner’s arms.

9. “Keep holding my hand…”

Sometimes, the person you love most gives you the strength for you to be able to move forward.

10. “You had brought me back to life…”

That person who sees the beauty in you — that you are special like a butterfly.

11. “Saying I love you is not just a habit…”

Finding the right person is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

12. “You give me a bunch of feelings.”

There’s a feeling that surely envelopes your heart when you are in love.

13. “I wish to wake up next to you…”

If you love someone, you’d always wish to be with that person — hugging, kissing — you love him so much!

14. “A soul mate is so hard to find…”

Each of us has our own soul mates that basically turns us on in different aspect.

15. “Twenty seconds of insane courage…”

Have the courage to do something, no matter how quick it is, because that will give you a reward afterwards.

16. “Loving sees all of your partner’s magic…”

Because the person you love isn’t ordinary. He/she has magic that you do not fail to see.

17. “I love the entire you…”

Love the person you value most, no matter what he/she was and what he/she is going to be.

18. “I fall in love over and over again…”

When you really love a person, you fall for him/her over and over again.

19. “I could walk in my garden of forever…”

A flower as a remembrance? You surely think about your partner all the time.

20. “You loved me when I could not even love myself.”

The person you love will accept you even during your ugliest day.

21. “My favorite place is inside your hug…”

Because that’s the safest place where your heart can stay.

22. “My soul and his are the same…”

23. “Can I borrow a kiss?”

French kiss? That’s more fun, indeed!

24. “I was lost but I think I found myself in you…”

There’s a feeling of being found in the arms of the person even if you found lost at the first part of the relationship.

25. “I love you because I love you…”

Love needs no reason and calculation because if you love him/her,

26. “Let your guards down… Love with no regrets…”

We feel comfortable about whatever we do with the person we love.

27. “You are my addiction…”

An addiction, a blessed feeling you get when you look at the person you love most.

28. “One of us is in the wrong place…”

Wishing to be with the person you love most, night and day… Sooner or later, it will be plausible as long as you keep the love ignited.

29. “If we wait until we’re ready…”

Sometimes, we get that feeling of uncertainty, so get a grip and make sure that you let the person you love feel valued at all times.

30. “I fell for you before I realized I did…”

Sometimes, we fall in love without even knowing that we actually already did.

31. “I want to sleep with you…”

That incomparable feeling wherein you just want to be with the person you love most. Tie the knot if you are both on the right age!

32. “Maybe I’m scared because you mean more to me that any other person…”

We feel scared to lose the person we love most — we just can’t afford that!

33. “Sometimes you meet a person and you just click…”

That feeling when you feel comfortable hanging out with a person. No pretensions at all!

34. “I am lucky to love you…”

Found the one you love? You are indeed lucky!

35. “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard…”

It’s indeed so hard to let go of someone you deeply value.

36. “I wanna be the girl who makes your bad days better…”

Be that girl who’ll make his bad days better in every aspect.

37. “The truth? I like you…”

You love a person because of the littlest and grandest details of her/his personality.

38. “You are the first and last thing on my mind…”

Start and end the day thinking about the person who makes your days worth living.

39. “I didn’t plan on falling in love with you…”

Sometimes, we fall in love to a person without even knowing how it happened.

40. “I am who I am because of you…”

Every wish and dream comes true once we find the person who will make our days better.

41. “Compliment people…”

No one’s perfect, remember that. However, you have to always look at their strengths, not their weaknesses.

42. “Your voice gives me butterflies…”

That flying butterflies you feel inside your stomach whenever you are with your partner — heaven!

43. “I am addicted to you…”

Addiction is not just on something that we taste or hold. We also get addicted to a person’s with and talent.

44. “I promise you that if I say I love you, I mean it.”

Saying i love you should not just be because of a habit but because that’s what we truly feel.

45. “God gave you to me…”

Always be thankful to God. He truly knows what you need most — and that’s a wonderful partner!

46. “A perfect marriage…”

Never let go of your partner, even if there are hindrances. You must always fight for each other.

47. “Still staying…”

Never let go of the person you love in spite of his/her imperfections.

48. “Proving your love…”

You have to prove how much you love your partner — not just through words but also through actions…

To keep the fire burning, you have to be very creative in making your partner feel special and one way to do that is through sending unique love messages that will make him or her feel valued. These messages are not only ideal for young partners but even those who have been celebrating their golden anniversary. In fact, you must never get tired letting your partner know how immeasurable your love is on a daily basis.

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67 Best Inspirational Self Love Quotes 2020 that Boost Self-confidence

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2. It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes.

3. Admire someone else’s beauty without questioning your own.

4. ‘Grow through what you go through’ Love Yourself Quotes Pouch.

5. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!”

6. ‘Love yourself’ Self-love Quotes Tote Bag.

7. Some things take time.

8. I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

9. Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It is sanity.

10. ‘Loving myself’ Self-love Quotes Beach Towel.

11. My imperfections make me beautiful.

12. ‘Inhale confidence, exhale doubt’ Love Yourself Quotes Canvas Unisex 3/4 Raglan.

13. No regrets in life. Just lessons learned.

14. Who looks outside dreams; who looks inside, awakes.

15. Girrrl!! You are inspiring and beautiful.

16. Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break.

17. You are free to fail – A letter to me.

18. To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

19. Inhale confidence. Exhale doubt.

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21. I will be the best that I can be.

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23. Our first and last love is self-love.

24. Self-pity gets you nowhere.

25. You are amazing. You are brave. You are strong.

Read Your Daily Self Love Bible Quotes

Reading a daily dose of self-love bible quotes will help you think of good things will happen for you today. It is necessary for anyone to have a peace of mind every morning. So, why not read these self-love bible quotes to help you get through your days and think “there is always light at the end of the tunnel”.

26. God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power and love and of s sound mind. 2 Timothy 1:7

27. When you recover or discover something that nourishes your soul and brings joy, care enough about yourself to make room for it in your life.

28. I will WALK BY FAITH even when I can not see. 2 Corinthians 5:7

29. “This is my COMMAND – be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord, your God, is with you wherever you go.”

30. “Be STRONG and COURAGEOUS. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; He will never leave you nor forsake you. -Deuteronomy 31:6

31. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your HEART. – Jeremiah 29:13

32. Let all that you do be done with love. -1 Corinthians

33. Dear Lord, When feelings of inferiority, insecurity, and self-doubt creep into my heart, help me to see myself the way you do.

Remember Your Beauty by these Empowering Self Love Quotes

You might think you are not beautiful but we are here to remind you otherwise. No one is ugly in this world. It’s just that you are different from the mainstream people. It is always good to be different. Remember, everyone is different from other people, you cannot be like someone completely without losing yourself. It is better to be different than to lose yourself while trying to be cool or popular.

34. You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. – Marcus Aurelius

35. A healthy self-love means we have no compulsion to justify to ourselves or others why we do things.

36. Let your inner voice speak louder than the opinions of others.

37. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

38. Be your own crazy, weird, wonderful self.

39. Act as if what you do makes a difference.

40. I am loved, I shine bright.

41. It is never too late to be what you might have been.

42. I believe in myself. I deserve to accomplish my goals.

43. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong.

44. Exist to be happy, not to impress.

45. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

46. Be full of self-worth.

47. Self-care is never a selfish act; it is simply good stewardship of the only gift I have.

48. Self-love school. Lessons for cultivating your most important relationship.

49. Wanna know what the new relation ship goal is? Self-love is the new relationship goals.

50. She made a promise to herself to hold her own well-being sacred.

51. If only you could sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet.

52. The relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship you have.

53. It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

54. Love yourself so much that when someone treats you wrong, you recognize it.

55. When I loved myself enough, I began leaving whatever wasn’t healthy.

56. Stop underestimating yourself.

57. ‘Love yourself first’ Self-love Quotes White Mug.

58. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.

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60. To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our success.

61. ‘Keep Going’ Inspirational Love Yourself Quotes Towel.

62. Our self-respect tracks our choices every time we act in harmony.

63. Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth.

Feel Like a Prince and Princess with these Disney Self Love Quotes

Do not doubt your self-worth and stop questioning your purpose in living in this world we call Earth. Nothing beats the Disney movies when you are looking for self love quotes. The main purpose of these Disney films is to show the importance of oneself, that there are happy-ever-afters and the importance of love. From Pocahontas to Cinderella to Toy Story, every movie made and produced by Disney is made to make anyone remember to love themselves.

64. The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you UNIQUE. – Walt Disney

65. In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and -SNAP- the job’s a game! – Mary Poppins

66. All you need is FAITH, TRUST and a little PIXIE DUST. – Peter Pan

67. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. – Douglas Adams

It is never easy to pull yourself up when you are down. You might need your family and friends to do so. Being alone can help you sometimes but most of the time, you will need someone to listen to your doubts and fears. There is a saying, “no mans an island”. You might think that you can do it by yourself, but it is never wrong to ask your friends to listen to you when your family cannot.

Asking other people’s help is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign that you are strong. Because admitting you need help takes courage and a lot of guts.

Do not forget to love yourself. Others might try to pull you down but you have to be strong to be able to move forward and live your future with a smile on your face.

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