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The way you start your morning sets the tone for the rest of the day. If you have an excellent start to the day, you’ll be in the perfect mood for the adventures and challenges ahead. However, if you have to sluggishly drag yourself out of bed in the morning, it’s quite likely that the mental clumsiness will prevent you from seizing the day’s opportunities. Getting yourself into an energized and motivated state of mind in the morning can have a profound impact on your life. What better way could there be than to start your morning with a couple of really funny good morning quotes? The following quotes will not only give you a good laugh but will also help you to start your day the right way.

Isn’t the power of having an uplifting morning ritual astonishing? If you’re able to jump out of bed, feeling energized and motivated, it’s likely that you’ll be a lot more productive throughout the day.

“Dracula is a morning person compared to me.”
Kim Dallmeier

At the same time, if you’re having a bad start to the day, it feels as if you’re rushing through the day without ever getting anything done. Even worse, you’ll be a lot less productive because you’re simply not able to focus on one task at a time.

However, establishing a powerful morning ritual that gets you excited for the upcoming day can be quite difficult. If anything else fails, funny good morning quotes can make a huge difference.

50 Funny Good Morning Quotes

Especially when you’re an early riser, it can make quite a difference if you have something funny and energizing to look forward to. Your morning ritual helps you to tap into the vast power of mornings to increase your performance and productivity throughout the day. If you’re looking for something that gets you going in the morning, have a look at funny good morning quotes. These brilliant and funny statements will help you to make the most of your day.

Here are these funny good morning quotes:

1.

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
Glen Cook

2.

“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!”
Steve Maraboli

3.

“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
Kristen Chandler

4.

“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.”
Timur Vermes

5.

“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
Crystal Woods

6.

“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.”
Gehenna Toss

7.

“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
Moss Hart

8.

“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
James Lileks

9.

“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.”
H.G. Wells

10.

“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
Richelle Mead

11.

“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.”
Job Might

12.

“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
Mickey Nice

13.

“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.”
Rachel Caine

14.

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one… only if morning began after noon.”
Tony Smite

15.

“I have always disliked the morning, it is too responsible a time, with the daylight demanding that it be ‘faced’ and (usually when I wake for I wake late) with the sun already up and in charge of the world, with little hope of anyone usurping or challenging its authority. A shot of light in the face of a poor waking human being and another slave limbs wounded into the light-occupied territory.”
Janet Frame

16.

“I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.”
Unknown

17.

“Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.”
Lemony Snicket

18.

“Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.”
Aleksandra Ninkovic

19.

“It’s a gray morning. A roll-over-and-snuggle-deeper-in-the-covers morning.”
Kate Messner

20.

“Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”
Unknown

21.

“Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.”
John Steinbeck

22.

“Lena’s hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.”
Kami Garcia

23.

“Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.”
Kris Kidd

24.

“One of the few times in a man’s life when he is not full of s***? The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”
Jim Lawrence

25.

“I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night.”
Akshay Vasu

26.

“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
Marty Rubin

27.

“I need to get up – my coffee needs me.”
Unknown

28.

“In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.”
Leslie Connor

29.

“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.”
Marty Rubin

30.

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”
Marcia Carrington

31.

“Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”
John Marsden

32.

“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
Leah Hager Cohen

33.

“You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.”
Tom Robbins

34.

“It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.”
E.T.A. Hoffmann

35.

“I have suggested to several of these eight-hour logicians that they ought to start work at ten o’clock at night, thereby allowing them to leave at six in the morning and perhaps even arrive home before it is time to get up. Some even took this for a serious suggestion. In my opinion, only bakers need to work early in the morning.”
Timur Vermes

36.

“I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination.”
Criss Jami

37.

“Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.”
Kahlil Gibran

38.

“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”
Kevin Hearne

39.

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”
Fulton J. Sheen

40.

“The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning. Laugh a little more in the morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far happier for dinner. What is the doctor’s fee? Think more about me.”
Sally Coleslaw

41.

“A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”
Emily Brontë

42.

“I am not a morning person.”
Laurell K. Hamilton

43.

“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
Terry Pratchett

44.

“Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”
John Marsden

45.

“Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.”
Medeia Sharif

46.

“I hate early mornings. But I love waking up with you.”
Sade Andria Zabala

47.

“Let the morning keep what belongs to the morning.”
Marie Rutkoski

48.

“It feels like the mornings clap their hands. To make me wake.”
Markus Zusak

49.

“Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized.”
Kylie Scott

50.

“It’s morning time already and it’s time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries.”
Jessie Tower

I hope you enjoyed reading this collection of funny good morning quotes.

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Addiction Quotes – Break Addiction Sayings and Quotes

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Get recover from Addiction with the power of words… check out our list of addiction recovery quotes that provide inspiration and insight into the world of addiction.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

Carl Jung


What fascinates me about addiction and obsessive behavior is that people would choose an altered state of consciousness that’s toxic and ostensibly destroys most aspects of your normal life, because for a brief moment you feel okay.

Moby


Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.

Mark Twain


Addiction begins with the hope that something “out there” can instantly fill up the emptiness inside.

Jean Kilbourne


Addiction is just a way of trying to get at something else. Something bigger. Call it transcendence if you want, but it’s like a rat in a maze. We all want the same thing. We all have this hole. The thing you want offers relief, but it’s a trap.

Tess Callahan


At first, addiction is maintained by pleasure, but the intensity of this pleasure gradually diminishes and the addiction is then maintained by the avoidance of pain.

Frank Tallis


At every stage, addiction is driven by one of the most powerful, mysterious, and vital forces of human existence. What drives addiction is longing — a longing not just of brain, belly, or loins but finally of the heart. Cornelius

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The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help, they have no hope.

Russell Brand


I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

Edgar Allan Poe


You know you’re an alcoholic when you misplace things for like a decade.

Paul Williams


I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random disaster,  or some sudden disease, the addict has the comfort of knowing what will most likely wait for him down the road. He’s taken some control over his ultimate fate, and his addiction keeps the cause of death from being a total surprise.

Chuck Palahniuk


Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

P.J. O’Rourke


The initial journey towards sobriety is a delicate balance between insight into one’s desire for escape and abstinence from one’s addiction.

Debra L. Kaplan


In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Anonymous


What is addiction, really? It is a sign, a signal, a symptom of distress. It is a language that tells us about a plight that must be understood.

Alice Miller


Addiction doesn’t kill the addict. It kills the family, kids and people who tried to help!

Anonymous


If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.

Ann Landers


The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.

Anonymous


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48 truly unique Love Messages to send 2020

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There’s this sweet emotion deep within you that will keep you loving the person you value so much even after death.

2. “I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes…”

There’s a beauty in your partner’s eyes that you can only view.

3. “Favorite smile…”

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Yes, honey. No matter how many smiles you see each day, the person you value most will always be your fave.

4. “Be loved in the right way…”

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You have to show how much you value the person.

5. “My world flips when I see you…”

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That’s how I beautifully feel whenever you look at the eyes of the person you love most.

6. “You live in my mind…”

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You are valued not only in my heart but also in my mind.

7. “I miss you…”

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It is indeed terrible to miss someone so you just wish to kiss him all day.

8. “You are my home…”

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That feeling that you get when you are within your partner’s arms.

9. “Keep holding my hand…”

Sometimes, the person you love most gives you the strength for you to be able to move forward.

10. “You had brought me back to life…”

That person who sees the beauty in you — that you are special like a butterfly.

11. “Saying I love you is not just a habit…”

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Finding the right person is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

12. “You give me a bunch of feelings.”

There’s a feeling that surely envelopes your heart when you are in love.

13. “I wish to wake up next to you…”

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If you love someone, you’d always wish to be with that person — hugging, kissing — you love him so much!

14. “A soul mate is so hard to find…”

Each of us has our own soul mates that basically turns us on in different aspect.

15. “Twenty seconds of insane courage…”

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Have the courage to do something, no matter how quick it is, because that will give you a reward afterwards.

16. “Loving sees all of your partner’s magic…”

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Because the person you love isn’t ordinary. He/she has magic that you do not fail to see.

17. “I love the entire you…”

Love the person you value most, no matter what he/she was and what he/she is going to be.

18. “I fall in love over and over again…”

When you really love a person, you fall for him/her over and over again.

19. “I could walk in my garden of forever…”

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A flower as a remembrance? You surely think about your partner all the time.

20. “You loved me when I could not even love myself.”

The person you love will accept you even during your ugliest day.

21. “My favorite place is inside your hug…”

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Because that’s the safest place where your heart can stay.

22. “My soul and his are the same…”

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23. “Can I borrow a kiss?”

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French kiss? That’s more fun, indeed!

24. “I was lost but I think I found myself in you…”

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There’s a feeling of being found in the arms of the person even if you found lost at the first part of the relationship.

25. “I love you because I love you…”

Love needs no reason and calculation because if you love him/her,

26. “Let your guards down… Love with no regrets…”

We feel comfortable about whatever we do with the person we love.

27. “You are my addiction…”

An addiction, a blessed feeling you get when you look at the person you love most.

28. “One of us is in the wrong place…”

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Wishing to be with the person you love most, night and day… Sooner or later, it will be plausible as long as you keep the love ignited.

29. “If we wait until we’re ready…”

Sometimes, we get that feeling of uncertainty, so get a grip and make sure that you let the person you love feel valued at all times.

30. “I fell for you before I realized I did…”

Sometimes, we fall in love without even knowing that we actually already did.

31. “I want to sleep with you…”

That incomparable feeling wherein you just want to be with the person you love most. Tie the knot if you are both on the right age!

32. “Maybe I’m scared because you mean more to me that any other person…”

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We feel scared to lose the person we love most — we just can’t afford that!

33. “Sometimes you meet a person and you just click…”

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That feeling when you feel comfortable hanging out with a person. No pretensions at all!

34. “I am lucky to love you…”

Found the one you love? You are indeed lucky!

35. “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard…”

It’s indeed so hard to let go of someone you deeply value.

36. “I wanna be the girl who makes your bad days better…”

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Be that girl who’ll make his bad days better in every aspect.

37. “The truth? I like you…”

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You love a person because of the littlest and grandest details of her/his personality.

38. “You are the first and last thing on my mind…”

Start and end the day thinking about the person who makes your days worth living.

39. “I didn’t plan on falling in love with you…”

Sometimes, we fall in love to a person without even knowing how it happened.

40. “I am who I am because of you…”

Every wish and dream comes true once we find the person who will make our days better.

41. “Compliment people…”

No one’s perfect, remember that. However, you have to always look at their strengths, not their weaknesses.

42. “Your voice gives me butterflies…”

That flying butterflies you feel inside your stomach whenever you are with your partner — heaven!

43. “I am addicted to you…”

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Addiction is not just on something that we taste or hold. We also get addicted to a person’s with and talent.

44. “I promise you that if I say I love you, I mean it.”

Saying i love you should not just be because of a habit but because that’s what we truly feel.

45. “God gave you to me…”

Always be thankful to God. He truly knows what you need most — and that’s a wonderful partner!

46. “A perfect marriage…”

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Never let go of your partner, even if there are hindrances. You must always fight for each other.

47. “Still staying…”

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Never let go of the person you love in spite of his/her imperfections.

48. “Proving your love…”

You have to prove how much you love your partner — not just through words but also through actions…

To keep the fire burning, you have to be very creative in making your partner feel special and one way to do that is through sending unique love messages that will make him or her feel valued. These messages are not only ideal for young partners but even those who have been celebrating their golden anniversary. In fact, you must never get tired letting your partner know how immeasurable your love is on a daily basis.

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2. It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes.

 

3. Admire someone else’s beauty without questioning your own.

4. ‘Grow through what you go through’ Love Yourself Quotes Pouch.

5. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!”

6. ‘Love yourself’ Self-love Quotes Tote Bag.

7. Some things take time.

8. I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

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9. Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It is sanity.

10. ‘Loving myself’ Self-love Quotes Beach Towel.

11. My imperfections make me beautiful.

12. ‘Inhale confidence, exhale doubt’ Love Yourself Quotes Canvas Unisex 3/4 Raglan.

13. No regrets in life. Just lessons learned.

14. Who looks outside dreams; who looks inside, awakes.

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15. Girrrl!! You are inspiring and beautiful.

16. Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break.

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17. You are free to fail – A letter to me.

18. To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

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19. Inhale confidence. Exhale doubt.

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21. I will be the best that I can be.

22. Love Yourself Quotes Pouch.

23. Our first and last love is self-love.

24. Self-pity gets you nowhere.

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25. You are amazing. You are brave. You are strong.

Read Your Daily Self Love Bible Quotes

Reading a daily dose of self-love bible quotes will help you think of good things will happen for you today. It is necessary for anyone to have a peace of mind every morning. So, why not read these self-love bible quotes to help you get through your days and think “there is always light at the end of the tunnel”.

26. God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power and love and of s sound mind. 2 Timothy 1:7

27. When you recover or discover something that nourishes your soul and brings joy, care enough about yourself to make room for it in your life.

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28. I will WALK BY FAITH even when I can not see. 2 Corinthians 5:7

29. “This is my COMMAND – be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord, your God, is with you wherever you go.”

30. “Be STRONG and COURAGEOUS. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; He will never leave you nor forsake you. -Deuteronomy 31:6

31. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your HEART. – Jeremiah 29:13

32. Let all that you do be done with love. -1 Corinthians

33. Dear Lord, When feelings of inferiority, insecurity, and self-doubt creep into my heart, help me to see myself the way you do.

Remember Your Beauty by these Empowering Self Love Quotes

You might think you are not beautiful but we are here to remind you otherwise. No one is ugly in this world. It’s just that you are different from the mainstream people. It is always good to be different. Remember, everyone is different from other people, you cannot be like someone completely without losing yourself. It is better to be different than to lose yourself while trying to be cool or popular.

34. You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. – Marcus Aurelius

35.  A healthy self-love means we have no compulsion to justify to ourselves or others why we do things.

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36. Let your inner voice speak louder than the opinions of others.

37. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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38. Be your own crazy, weird, wonderful self.

39. Act as if what you do makes a difference.

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40. I am loved, I shine bright.

41. It is never too late to be what you might have been.

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42. I believe in myself. I deserve to accomplish my goals.

43. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong.

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44. Exist to be happy, not to impress.

45. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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46. Be full of self-worth.

47. Self-care is never a selfish act; it is simply good stewardship of the only gift I have.

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48. Self-love school. Lessons for cultivating your most important relationship.

49. Wanna know what the new relation ship goal is? Self-love is the new relationship goals.

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50. She made a promise to herself to hold her own well-being sacred.

51. If only you could sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet.

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52. The relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship you have.

53. It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

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54. Love yourself so much that when someone treats you wrong, you recognize it.

55. When I loved myself enough, I began leaving whatever wasn’t healthy.

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56. Stop underestimating yourself.

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58. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.

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59. ‘Love your curves’ Love Yourself Quotes One-Piece Swimsuit.

60. To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our success.

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61. ‘Keep Going’ Inspirational Love Yourself Quotes Towel.

62. Our self-respect tracks our choices every time we act in harmony.

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63. Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth.

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Feel Like a Prince and Princess with these Disney Self Love Quotes

Do not doubt your self-worth and stop questioning your purpose in living in this world we call Earth. Nothing beats the Disney movies when you are looking for self love quotes. The main purpose of these Disney films is to show the importance of oneself, that there are happy-ever-afters and the importance of love. From Pocahontas to Cinderella to Toy Story, every movie made and produced by Disney is made to make anyone remember to love themselves.

64. The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you UNIQUE. – Walt Disney

65. In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and -SNAP- the job’s a game! – Mary Poppins

66. All you need is FAITH, TRUST and a little PIXIE DUST. – Peter Pan

67. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. – Douglas Adams

It is never easy to pull yourself up when you are down. You might need your family and friends to do so. Being alone can help you sometimes but most of the time, you will need someone to listen to your doubts and fears. There is a saying, “no mans an island”. You might think that you can do it by yourself, but it is never wrong to ask your friends to listen to you when your family cannot.

Asking other people’s help is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign that you are strong. Because admitting you need help takes courage and a lot of guts.

Do not forget to love yourself. Others might try to pull you down but you have to be strong to be able to move forward and live your future with a smile on your face.

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