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Lisa Westphall
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Lisa Westphall

My sister wore her husband’s underwear when she was pregnant (comfy). He used to slip up behind her and sing “You fill up my britches” John Denver was popular at that time. As a young child, I thought that was simply adorable.

Jordan Petts
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Jordan Petts

He comes up from behind, wraps his arms around your waist, pulls you close, kisses your neck and says, “Hello Dave” Beth Teare

Tora Shii
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Tora Shii

and ends up having a knee in his testicles bc she hates when he sneaks up from behind

James Campbell
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James Campbell

Better not try that on me

Zoe Bavage Connor
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Zoe Bavage Connor

He must be in the wrong house ?

Leigh-anne Hill
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Leigh-anne Hill

Paul Moore you every day ??

Brittnie Lea
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Brittnie Lea

Jon Henry. It’s like word porn follows you around? Lol

Elizabeth Ann Nelson
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Elizabeth Ann Nelson

I love when you do this one Tammy Jayne Nelson

Ellen Diane Spriggle
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Ellen Diane Spriggle

used to but now you hate me Paul Harrison

KM Dougherty
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KM Dougherty

Linda Kriner, she but its one of my favorite things to do with you.

Nicholas Jelmi-Levesque
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Nicholas Jelmi-Levesque

Hamza Be :’) make it a meme

Micah Chukwuebuka Nwaogu
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Micah Chukwuebuka Nwaogu

Iv seen that movie before..

Karla Curtis
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Karla Curtis

And my heart melts and fills with this sensation that can only be love. I realize no other man can make feel like this man God gave me can. Not because I am beautiful based on worldly standards but in his eyes I am!! Not only does he say it but his actions validate his words. My heart is his!!!

Joy Jim
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Joy Jim

“Who are you and what are you doing in my house!?” Ha

Matthew Kermode
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Matthew Kermode

He better not, I live alone!!

Jacob Hudson
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Jacob Hudson

There’s so many ways to make what he ends up saying hilarious.
… and says, “Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams.”
… and says, “Herpes isn’t a dealbreaker, right?”

I could go on and on, but the important thing is that he has to be saying these things in that soft romantic voice, just for the dichotomous humor to be exhibited in full.

Joseph McLean
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Joseph McLean

Only works in a relationship, mind. Wouldn’t try it on a random girl in a bar. Might not work out the way you planned.

Shakeel Ahmad
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Shakeel Ahmad

But still Messi is better than Ronaldo ?

H.e. Dwynwen Levich
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H.e. Dwynwen Levich

And then bites you. Because he’s a vampire. Now you’re dead.

Should have bought that garlic.

Joshua Adcock
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Joshua Adcock

Then, you remember that you’re in San Quentin Correctional Facility, and the tone changes markedly…

Lorenzo Gibertoni
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Lorenzo Gibertoni

And he german suplex you into next week

Jay Daniel
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Jay Daniel

And she calls you the neighbours name

Luciana Wolters-v Groen
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Luciana Wolters-v Groen

Harm en die hand achter in de nek he?? en in de andere een bos roze achter je rug?⚘?⚘?⚘??

Marlena Valley
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Marlena Valley

Tony Valley…. except I want you to say… I have cheese fries ?