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Even the most creative prodigies among us occasionally struggle with a lack of inspiration. When life confronts you with one challenge after the other, it’s quite difficult to remain mentally fresh and energized. During these phases, you may be feeling mentally sluggish, uninspired, and fully depleted of creativity. If you lack inspiration, it’s quite difficult to have the right excitement it takes to strive for greatness. Even worse, without inspiration and motivation, accomplishing your ambitious dreams becomes a lot more difficult. When you’re feeling as if the last drop of inspiration and creativity has dried up, it’s time for a change. Luckily, there’s a lot you can do to quickly boost your inspiration. One of them is to read inspirational quotes. However, what’s even better than merely inspiring quotes are brilliantly funny quotes that help you to increase your inspiration. For this very reason, we’ve created the following collection of absolutely funny inspirational quotes.

Let’s face it, life can sometimes be quite mean. It will confront you with larger-than-life obstacles that leave you feeling unmotivated and uninspired. Looking at these situations from a little more humorous perspective can help you to make uncomfortable situations a lot more bearable.

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hubbard

At the same time, when you’re able to infuse a little humor into challenging situations, you’ll develop the courage and confidence it takes to keep fighting for your dreams. Similarly, when humor allows you to see things in a much brighter light, it’s less likely that you are fearful and afraid about the problems you’re confronted with. This, in turn, helps you to remain calm and to come up with a working solution more quickly.

Interestingly enough, life doesn’t have to be all serious and bleak. In fact, when you’re able to integrate a good dose of humor into your life, it will be a lot more worthwhile. To help you with viewing life from a more humorous perspective, we’ve created the following selection of amazingly funny inspirational quotes. Enjoy!

70 Amazingly Funny Inspirational Quotes

What is interesting about the following quotes is that they stem from authors who have found creative and inspiring ways to deal with difficulties and problems in a humorous way. In fact, their humor has helped them to maintain a positive attitude during pretty challenging times. This, in turn, has helped them to overcome the obstacles a lot more quickly. That’s because optimism and a positive outlook are exactly what are needed to quickly find solutions to great difficulties.

Here are these funny inspirational quotes

1.

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
Dalai Lama

2.

“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”
Jack London

3.

“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
Terry Pratchett

4.

“If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.”
Donald Trump

5.

“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.”
Roger Staubach

6.

“Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off and do anything to make it happen.”
Unknown

7.

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
Will Rogers

8.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx

9.

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
Phyllis Diller

10.

“Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!”
Jeffrey Gitomer

11.

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
Douglas Adams

12.

“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
Unknown

13.

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.”
Kyle Chandler

14.

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
Winston S. Churchill

15.

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
Thomas Eddison

16.

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain

17.

“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
Edgar Allan Poe

18.

“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.”
Ellen Degeneres

19.

“Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
Bill Watterson

20.

“The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bull**** story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.”
Jordan Belfort

21.

“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
Tom Lehrer

22.

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
Dr. Seuss

23.

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
Benjamin Franklin

24.

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
Albert Einstein

25.

“Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.”
Neil Gaiman

26.

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
Terry Johnson

27.

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.”
Oscar Wilde

28.

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
Zig Ziglar

29.

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
Oscar Levant

30.

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
Mark Twain

31.

“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bi***.”
Lili St. Crow

32.

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
Douglas Adams

33.

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
Winston S. Churchill

34.

“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
Dr. Seuss

35.

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
Terry Pratchett

36.

“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”
Marie Osmond

37.

“If you’re reading this…
Congratulations, you’re alive.
If that’s not something to smile about,
then I don’t know what is.”
Chad Sugg

38.

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
Douglas Adams

39.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
Jim Henson

40.

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
Terry Pratchett

41.

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
Charles J. Sykes

42.

“You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.”
Saul Bellow

43.

“Because you can’t argue with all the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention.”
Christopher Paolini

44.

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
Paul Terry

45.

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
Terry Pratchett

46.

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
E.B. White

47.

“Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.”
Eoin Colfer

48.

“And still, after all this time,
The sun never says to the earth, “you owe me.”
Look what happens with
A love like that,
It lights the Whole Sky.”
Hafez

49.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
A.A. Milne

50.

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
Anthony G. Oettinger

51.

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”
Lemony Snicket

52.

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”
Groucho Marx

53.

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
George Carlin

54.

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
W.C. Fields

55.

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
Douglas Adams

56.

“I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
Lemony Snicket

57.

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
Groucho Marx

58.

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
Albert Einstein

59.

“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
Jay McInerney

60.

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
Douglas Adams

61.

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
Dorothy Parker

62.

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
Charles Lamb

63.

“Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
Albert Einstein

64.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx

65.

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
Jerome K. Jerome

66.

“Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.”
Tamora Pierce

67.

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
Charles Bukowski

68.

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”
John Green

69.

“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’.”
Lemony Snicket

70.

“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
Woody Allen

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Addiction Quotes – Break Addiction Sayings and Quotes

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Get recover from Addiction with the power of words… check out our list of addiction recovery quotes that provide inspiration and insight into the world of addiction.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Carl Jung

What fascinates me about addiction and obsessive behavior is that people would choose an altered state of consciousness that’s toxic and ostensibly destroys most aspects of your normal life, because for a brief moment you feel okay.
Moby

Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
Mark Twain

Addiction begins with the hope that something “out there” can instantly fill up the emptiness inside.
Jean Kilbourne

Addiction is just a way of trying to get at something else. Something bigger. Call it transcendence if you want, but it’s like a rat in a maze. We all want the same thing. We all have this hole. The thing you want offers relief, but it’s a trap.
Tess Callahan

At first, addiction is maintained by pleasure, but the intensity of this pleasure gradually diminishes and the addiction is then maintained by the avoidance of pain.
Frank Tallis

At every stage, addiction is driven by one of the most powerful, mysterious, and vital forces of human existence. What drives addiction is longing — a longing not just of brain, belly, or loins but finally of the heart. Cornelius
Platinga

The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help, they have no hope.
Russell Brand

I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.
Edgar Allan Poe

You know you’re an alcoholic when you misplace things for like a decade.
Paul Williams

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random disaster, or some sudden disease, the addict has the comfort of knowing what will most likely wait for him down the road. He’s taken some control over his ultimate fate, and his addiction keeps the cause of death from being a total surprise.
Chuck Palahniuk

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
P.J. O’Rourke

The initial journey towards sobriety is a delicate balance between insight into one’s desire for escape and abstinence from one’s addiction.
Debra L. Kaplan

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Anonymous

What is addiction, really? It is a sign, a signal, a symptom of distress. It is a language that tells us about a plight that must be understood.
Alice Miller

Addiction doesn’t kill the addict. It kills the family, kids and people who tried to help!
Anonymous

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
Ann Landers

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
Anonymous

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48 truly unique Love Messages to send 2020

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There’s this sweet emotion deep within you that will keep you loving the person you value so much even after death.

2. “I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes…”

There’s a beauty in your partner’s eyes that you can only view.

3. “Favorite smile…”

Yes, honey. No matter how many smiles you see each day, the person you value most will always be your fave.

4. “Be loved in the right way…”

You have to show how much you value the person.

5. “My world flips when I see you…”

That’s how I beautifully feel whenever you look at the eyes of the person you love most.

6. “You live in my mind…”

You are valued not only in my heart but also in my mind.

7. “I miss you…”

It is indeed terrible to miss someone so you just wish to kiss him all day.

8. “You are my home…”

That feeling that you get when you are within your partner’s arms.

9. “Keep holding my hand…”

Sometimes, the person you love most gives you the strength for you to be able to move forward.

10. “You had brought me back to life…”

That person who sees the beauty in you — that you are special like a butterfly.

11. “Saying I love you is not just a habit…”

Finding the right person is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

12. “You give me a bunch of feelings.”

There’s a feeling that surely envelopes your heart when you are in love.

13. “I wish to wake up next to you…”

If you love someone, you’d always wish to be with that person — hugging, kissing — you love him so much!

14. “A soul mate is so hard to find…”

Each of us has our own soul mates that basically turns us on in different aspect.

15. “Twenty seconds of insane courage…”

Have the courage to do something, no matter how quick it is, because that will give you a reward afterwards.

16. “Loving sees all of your partner’s magic…”

Because the person you love isn’t ordinary. He/she has magic that you do not fail to see.

17. “I love the entire you…”

Love the person you value most, no matter what he/she was and what he/she is going to be.

18. “I fall in love over and over again…”

When you really love a person, you fall for him/her over and over again.

19. “I could walk in my garden of forever…”

A flower as a remembrance? You surely think about your partner all the time.

20. “You loved me when I could not even love myself.”

The person you love will accept you even during your ugliest day.

21. “My favorite place is inside your hug…”

Because that’s the safest place where your heart can stay.

22. “My soul and his are the same…”

23. “Can I borrow a kiss?”

French kiss? That’s more fun, indeed!

24. “I was lost but I think I found myself in you…”

There’s a feeling of being found in the arms of the person even if you found lost at the first part of the relationship.

25. “I love you because I love you…”

Love needs no reason and calculation because if you love him/her,

26. “Let your guards down… Love with no regrets…”

We feel comfortable about whatever we do with the person we love.

27. “You are my addiction…”

An addiction, a blessed feeling you get when you look at the person you love most.

28. “One of us is in the wrong place…”

Wishing to be with the person you love most, night and day… Sooner or later, it will be plausible as long as you keep the love ignited.

29. “If we wait until we’re ready…”

Sometimes, we get that feeling of uncertainty, so get a grip and make sure that you let the person you love feel valued at all times.

30. “I fell for you before I realized I did…”

Sometimes, we fall in love without even knowing that we actually already did.

31. “I want to sleep with you…”

That incomparable feeling wherein you just want to be with the person you love most. Tie the knot if you are both on the right age!

32. “Maybe I’m scared because you mean more to me that any other person…”

We feel scared to lose the person we love most — we just can’t afford that!

33. “Sometimes you meet a person and you just click…”

That feeling when you feel comfortable hanging out with a person. No pretensions at all!

34. “I am lucky to love you…”

Found the one you love? You are indeed lucky!

35. “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard…”

It’s indeed so hard to let go of someone you deeply value.

36. “I wanna be the girl who makes your bad days better…”

Be that girl who’ll make his bad days better in every aspect.

37. “The truth? I like you…”

You love a person because of the littlest and grandest details of her/his personality.

38. “You are the first and last thing on my mind…”

Start and end the day thinking about the person who makes your days worth living.

39. “I didn’t plan on falling in love with you…”

Sometimes, we fall in love to a person without even knowing how it happened.

40. “I am who I am because of you…”

Every wish and dream comes true once we find the person who will make our days better.

41. “Compliment people…”

No one’s perfect, remember that. However, you have to always look at their strengths, not their weaknesses.

42. “Your voice gives me butterflies…”

That flying butterflies you feel inside your stomach whenever you are with your partner — heaven!

43. “I am addicted to you…”

Addiction is not just on something that we taste or hold. We also get addicted to a person’s with and talent.

44. “I promise you that if I say I love you, I mean it.”

Saying i love you should not just be because of a habit but because that’s what we truly feel.

45. “God gave you to me…”

Always be thankful to God. He truly knows what you need most — and that’s a wonderful partner!

46. “A perfect marriage…”

Never let go of your partner, even if there are hindrances. You must always fight for each other.

47. “Still staying…”

Never let go of the person you love in spite of his/her imperfections.

48. “Proving your love…”

You have to prove how much you love your partner — not just through words but also through actions…

To keep the fire burning, you have to be very creative in making your partner feel special and one way to do that is through sending unique love messages that will make him or her feel valued. These messages are not only ideal for young partners but even those who have been celebrating their golden anniversary. In fact, you must never get tired letting your partner know how immeasurable your love is on a daily basis.

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67 Best Inspirational Self Love Quotes 2020 that Boost Self-confidence

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2. It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes.

3. Admire someone else’s beauty without questioning your own.

4. ‘Grow through what you go through’ Love Yourself Quotes Pouch.

5. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!”

6. ‘Love yourself’ Self-love Quotes Tote Bag.

7. Some things take time.

8. I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

9. Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It is sanity.

10. ‘Loving myself’ Self-love Quotes Beach Towel.

11. My imperfections make me beautiful.

12. ‘Inhale confidence, exhale doubt’ Love Yourself Quotes Canvas Unisex 3/4 Raglan.

13. No regrets in life. Just lessons learned.

14. Who looks outside dreams; who looks inside, awakes.

15. Girrrl!! You are inspiring and beautiful.

16. Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break.

17. You are free to fail – A letter to me.

18. To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

19. Inhale confidence. Exhale doubt.

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21. I will be the best that I can be.

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23. Our first and last love is self-love.

24. Self-pity gets you nowhere.

25. You are amazing. You are brave. You are strong.

Read Your Daily Self Love Bible Quotes

Reading a daily dose of self-love bible quotes will help you think of good things will happen for you today. It is necessary for anyone to have a peace of mind every morning. So, why not read these self-love bible quotes to help you get through your days and think “there is always light at the end of the tunnel”.

26. God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power and love and of s sound mind. 2 Timothy 1:7

27. When you recover or discover something that nourishes your soul and brings joy, care enough about yourself to make room for it in your life.

28. I will WALK BY FAITH even when I can not see. 2 Corinthians 5:7

29. “This is my COMMAND – be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord, your God, is with you wherever you go.”

30. “Be STRONG and COURAGEOUS. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; He will never leave you nor forsake you. -Deuteronomy 31:6

31. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your HEART. – Jeremiah 29:13

32. Let all that you do be done with love. -1 Corinthians

33. Dear Lord, When feelings of inferiority, insecurity, and self-doubt creep into my heart, help me to see myself the way you do.

Remember Your Beauty by these Empowering Self Love Quotes

You might think you are not beautiful but we are here to remind you otherwise. No one is ugly in this world. It’s just that you are different from the mainstream people. It is always good to be different. Remember, everyone is different from other people, you cannot be like someone completely without losing yourself. It is better to be different than to lose yourself while trying to be cool or popular.

34. You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. – Marcus Aurelius

35. A healthy self-love means we have no compulsion to justify to ourselves or others why we do things.

36. Let your inner voice speak louder than the opinions of others.

37. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

38. Be your own crazy, weird, wonderful self.

39. Act as if what you do makes a difference.

40. I am loved, I shine bright.

41. It is never too late to be what you might have been.

42. I believe in myself. I deserve to accomplish my goals.

43. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong.

44. Exist to be happy, not to impress.

45. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

46. Be full of self-worth.

47. Self-care is never a selfish act; it is simply good stewardship of the only gift I have.

48. Self-love school. Lessons for cultivating your most important relationship.

49. Wanna know what the new relation ship goal is? Self-love is the new relationship goals.

50. She made a promise to herself to hold her own well-being sacred.

51. If only you could sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet.

52. The relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship you have.

53. It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

54. Love yourself so much that when someone treats you wrong, you recognize it.

55. When I loved myself enough, I began leaving whatever wasn’t healthy.

56. Stop underestimating yourself.

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58. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.

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60. To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our success.

61. ‘Keep Going’ Inspirational Love Yourself Quotes Towel.

62. Our self-respect tracks our choices every time we act in harmony.

63. Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth.

Feel Like a Prince and Princess with these Disney Self Love Quotes

Do not doubt your self-worth and stop questioning your purpose in living in this world we call Earth. Nothing beats the Disney movies when you are looking for self love quotes. The main purpose of these Disney films is to show the importance of oneself, that there are happy-ever-afters and the importance of love. From Pocahontas to Cinderella to Toy Story, every movie made and produced by Disney is made to make anyone remember to love themselves.

64. The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you UNIQUE. – Walt Disney

65. In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and -SNAP- the job’s a game! – Mary Poppins

66. All you need is FAITH, TRUST and a little PIXIE DUST. – Peter Pan

67. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. – Douglas Adams

It is never easy to pull yourself up when you are down. You might need your family and friends to do so. Being alone can help you sometimes but most of the time, you will need someone to listen to your doubts and fears. There is a saying, “no mans an island”. You might think that you can do it by yourself, but it is never wrong to ask your friends to listen to you when your family cannot.

Asking other people’s help is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign that you are strong. Because admitting you need help takes courage and a lot of guts.

Do not forget to love yourself. Others might try to pull you down but you have to be strong to be able to move forward and live your future with a smile on your face.

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