I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons. — Unknown
In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion. — Unknown
I hope you step on a lego. — Unknown
The difference between me and her? I can make him smile with my clothes on. — Unknown
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. — William Shakespeare
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. — ..