You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. — Mae West
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look ..
A man in the house is worth two in the street. — Mae West
It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out. — Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. — ..
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. — Mae West
When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better. — Mae West
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring. — Mae West
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into ..
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. — Mae West
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. — Mae West
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else. — ..
I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you. — Mae West
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art. — Mae West
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction. — Mae West
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. — Mae West
I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them. — Mae West
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. — Mae West