Do it today. It could be illegal tomorrow. —
How come stupid things seem so smart while you’re doing them. —
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. —
Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. — Unknown
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ — Tommy Cooper
Rock star sh-t for my rock star ass. Got a tub full of money that’s a rock star bath. Then I use more money to wipe...
“And I know you probably wish you never met me, and I just wish you never forget me.” Lil Wayne (lyrics) —
“The top is so appropriate, this is just where I belong.” Lil Wayne (lyrics) —
“I’m so high I can vomit on a comet.” Lil Wayne (lyrics) —
“And I would hate to not be hated.” Lil Wayne (lyrics) —
“I still eat rappers. Mmm. Scrumptious.” Lil Wayne (lyrics) —
Money spread like germs, get sick n-gga. — Lil Wayne
Life’s a bitch, now die for her. — Lil Wayne
Hope you ain’t too tired to cry and I hope you know you ain’t never too alive to die. — Lil Wayne
The spot gets smaller and I get bigger tryin’ to get in where I fit in. — Lil Wayne
And I keep that hammer, do you wanna get nailed down? — Lil Wayne
I don’t go around fire expectin’ not to sweat. — Lil Wayne
I’m cruisin’ on the road of life, but I need a passenger. — Lil Wayne
I think you stand under me if you don’t understand me. — Lil Wayne
More beautiful than the world, word. Matter of fact, beautiful ain’t the word. Unexplainable is the beauty of her. And I’ll be the race car, hitting...