You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook...
Facebook is proof that the world is terminally bored. — Unknown
Instead of Facebook asking ‘What’s on your mind?”, it should probably ask “WTF is YOUR problem? —
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens on Facebook? — Unknown
Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book! —
Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook. — Unknown
I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, ‘Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!’ —
The only way the world is going to end in 2012 is if Facebook is taken off of the internet! —
Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, “Go f-ck yourself. — Unknown
Think; we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It is okay to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental hospital and we’re all...
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t even...
Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time. — Unknown
I bet you think this status is about you, don’t you, don’t you? You’re so vain! — Unknown
Facebook: at least you don’t have to buy gas to get there! — Unknown
Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’. — Unknown
Posting my thoughts for the day: ……… done. —
I’m waiting to see the first ‘Intervention’ episode on A&E for a Facebook addict. — Unknown
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like! — Unknown
Alright, why hasn’t Facebook added a Dislike button yet?! —
Why is it that there is an Unlike button only after you Like it? — Unknown