I just realized I am not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
You may have stopped believing in unicorns but they never stopped believing in you!
Don’t waste a moment of your life trying to be normal.
There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. – Steve Martin
We’re all mad here.
I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
Just because I’m silent doesn’t mean I agree with you. I’m just being polite. That, or I’m actually too stunned by your stupidity to even respond.
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back everything is different. – C.S. Lewis
My Monday morning face.
Not everyone has to like you. Not everyone has taste.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.
I’ve decided I no longer want to be an adult. If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the beach building sand castles.
I’m done adulting, let’s be mermaids.
Stay classy, sassy, and a little bad assy.
My kitchen serves 3 meals: frozen, microwave and takeout.
That horrifying moment when you’re looking for an adult but you realise that you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An...
How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.
A wall is a very big weapon. It’s one of the nastiest things you can hit somebody with. – Banksy
We get so worried about being “pretty”. Let’s be pretty kind, pretty funny, pretty smart, pretty strong.
Great minds think alike… unfortunately, so do stupid things.
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