I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family! Well I mean… at least… I think it does. – Dory / Finding Nemo
I’m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
Monday should be optional.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. – Dean Martin
Unleash your inner awesome.
Today I ate a cupcake without sprinkles, diets are hard.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a mermaid, then always be a mermaid.
Coffee completes me.
A simple life lesson to avoid getting hurt: never trust someone who dislikes dessert.
Don’t worry about me, worry about your eyebrows.
I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon.
I’m a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine.
No one’s really keeping track of how many times you screw up, so chill the fuck out.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember that in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. It’s now worth $70,000,000,000.
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.
There is no sunrise so beautiful that is worth waking me up to see it. – Mindy Kaling
Take that bad day & headbutt it in the face.
Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
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