It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. — Shirley MacLaine
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying. — Unknown
I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it. — Unknown
We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong. — Unknown
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool. — Unknown
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. — Unknown
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity. — Unknown
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