Honestly, I think its kinda funny that you waste your breath talking about me. Got me feeling kinda special really. (So this is what your all...
On presenting with Justin Bieber at the Grammys: He’s such a tiny little baby! I would’ve loved to push him around onstage in a carriage. —
Somebody sent me their tooth, which I now wear as an earring. It’s a molar, I think. I love it when people send me body parts....
Ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer. Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here. And now the...
When asked if she’d ever kissed a girl: Oh, yeah. I don’t remember if I’ve ever made out with Katy, but I’ve kissed some b****es in...
Jack Daniels is an anti—bacterial and it’s way better than morning breath. Let me put it this way, if you wake up naked in a bathtub...
I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover…He’s amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses. —
On being a real party girl: That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But...
Referring to her part in Right Round: Whatever. I’m money I don’t need money. —
On brushing teeth with Jack: “I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniel’s. I...
I think people can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously. I’m fighting the war against pretension. —
On Britney lip syncing at concerts: I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you...
People are shocked by it, but if I were Guns ‘N’ Roses or Van Halen, no—one would be surprised. Or a rapper – look at all...
And now we lookin’ like pimps in my gold Trans—Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my drunk text on. I’ll...
If I smear glitter on my face, you don’t have a choice – you will be more attracted to me. It’s part of our brand makeup....
Lose your mind. Lose it now. Lose your clothes In the crowd. We’re delirious. Tear it down ’til the sun comes back around. — Ke$ha (lyrics)
I’m sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I made out with chicks? Hell yeah. Did I think it was...
Hangin’ with a carny. It tells me those turkey legs at the renaissance festival are made out of emu. Is that legal? —
On Competition: Honest to God, and I’m not just saying this as a cop—out, I don’t believe in that kind of energy. I believe in karma,...
I play a lot of instruments… and I can dance and I can really, really sing, so I’m going to be doing all that and, meanwhile,...
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