Happy Birthday to you.
Work while they sleep. Learn while they party. Save while they spend. Live like they dream.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.
Do it today. It could be illegal tomorrow. —
How come stupid things seem so smart while you’re doing them. —
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. —
One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor. —
When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt! — Unknown
I didn’t commit a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. —
Party hardy. Drink Bacardi. —
I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police. —
But I always say one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party. —
You call me an alcoholic, I just call it a damn good time. —
No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system. —
“When we drink, we do it right, gettin’ slizzard. —
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route. —
Nothing is illegal until you get caught. —
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. —
I’m a firm believer that sometimes its right to do the wrong thing. —
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. —