You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status. — Unknown
Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes. —
You know you’re broke when: 1. The Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally don’t have two-cents to rub together. 3. You play Farmville for...
Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face! —
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Unknown
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? — Unknown
Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this F-ckbook. Picture looking good, but in person…Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but...
Facebook says we’re ‘Friends’ but, trust me, I wouldn’t hesitate to punch you in the freaking face! — Unknown
Face your problems, don’t facebook them. — Unknown
Your Face: 3 Million people dislike this. — Unknown
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know. — Unknown
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