If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives. —...
Is 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case a coincidence? I think not. —
I remember times I had. Some were happy, some were sad. Memories, me and my partners in crime. Throwing up a thousand times. —
There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us. —
When I’m good, I’m good…but when I’m bad I’m better. —
I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading. —
Question everything! Or shut up and be a victim of authority. —
Drunk words are sober thoughts. —
Doobie or not doobie. — Chris Crouch
Man who stands on toilet, high on pot. — Unknown
You know you’re drunk when you fall off the floor. — Unknown
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. — Henny Youngman
If you don’t get caught, everything is legal. — Unknown
I have found the often forgiveness is easier to obtain than permission. — Unknown
I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach. — Unknown
Drink all day; play all night. Let’s get it poppin; I’m in Miami, bitch. — LMFAO (lyrics)
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. ♥ — Unknown
If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing. — Unknown
Come around, feel the sound. Know you make my heart pound. Fill me up, bring me down; when I hear your sound. — Nadia Ali (lyrics)
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug. — Unknown
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